[不算小人物之]水饺大叔

误入青岛水饺店,见到水饺大叔,其人活泼可爱,是一位有童心的大叔。

“宣(鲜)肉谁的?”

“钱(芹)菜谁的?”

他总是端着一盘盘水饺,四处吆喝着找寻买家。

一次,反复叫了几次也无人回应,所以在最后找到买家的时候抱怨了起来,“喊你怎么不应,吃饭了,吃饭了,不要玩电脑了,吃饭重要,吃完再玩!”其实那人在玩手机,大叔的口气很像他的爸爸,语重心长。

又一次,大叔遭到一女孩的质疑,“我们要的是鲜肉芹菜水饺!”大叔郑重答到:“宣肉被我删掉了,钱菜就是宣肉钱菜,不要重复啦!”

时而,就会有食客小声重复他的方言,或者低声纠正他的发音。而他仍自信地吆喝着,从来不记下谁点了什么,似乎这就给他了一次吆喝机会,“宣肉!”“钱菜!”

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